catan

I have never won a single game of CATAN.

I excitedly ordered this game thinking everyone will have a good time and they do. Everyone except me. 

I have taught this game to my newbie cousins and still keep on losing.

I have tested every superstition, every different color pegs and I still lose.

I never lost monopoly or bluff or any other board/card game with this streak

Not even carrom, or meri ungliyan tedhi hai bhai. wo bhi ni haari main itni buri tarah.

The last time I sucked so bad at something was when I tried to learn badminton.

And I never played it again.

what the hell yaar universe? kin burey karmo ka insaaf hai ye?

haraaya toh haraaya upar se mujhe fir sore loser kyu banaya bhyi? 

you don't have to make me lose board games to make me realise I lack braincells. My unemployment is enough proof of that. What is this echo chamber of insufficiency that this age 23 is.